Adam And Eve

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Have you ever open your door to answer someone knocking and found it was not that long-awaited parcel, instead you find yourself face to face with two individuals preaching the Bible.

Well this happened yesterday to my wife. Why she let them get her into a debate on what God wants and what god doesn’t want I do not know. Normally she would tell them politely she carried her faith close to her chest, did not like talking about it to strangers, especially cold canvasing Jehovah Witnesses/Creationists, say goodbye and shut the door.

This post is about part of what was said during their conversation.

My better half touched on the subject of Adam and Eve and their two sons suggesting to the canvasser’s something I had said to her a few weeks ago. “Who knows the story of Adam and Eve may have been a child’s bedtime story of the times so long ago” Be a good little person or you may end up losing your most revered possession and go to Hell. or something along them lines.

If you hold your religious beliefs close to your chest and have a closed mind to debate I would suggest you read no further.

Well here goes… If we did evolve from Adam and Eve what would that say about the life and times of Adam and Eve.

The Bible states that Adam and Eve were cast out of the garden of Eden and banished to what we call Earth after naughty Eve eats from the forbidden apple tree. They then went on to have two sons, not daughters, sons Kane and Able now correct me if I’m wrong but, to have a baby it takes two normally one man and one woman (or it would have done way back then).

Now if these four people were a start to the human race before anybody else could come along, one man and one woman had to get together to make three. (I wonder if you are ahead of me) Assuming Adam and Eve alone could not populate the earth, then Eve’s sons must have taken over when Adam needed a rest. Inter family-breeding is also known as incest.

This was put to the Jehovah/creationist’s their response was that parts of the bible had been deliberately omitted by the person or persons unknown to suit there own agenda at some particular point in time.

I was taught that both Adam and Eve were children of God so I suppose that makes then brother and sister. So that would mean their children were born of incest but, Eve was created by taking a rib bone of Adam I hear you say… OK so what am I saying.

Well, if Eve was created from Adam’s rib bone then I suppose what I am saying is old Adam made love to himself and it was a man who gave birth to Kane and Able… If that does not float your boat how about this thought…The Bible states that Eve was created from a rib bone of Adam so when Eve gave birth to her two sons did that not make Adam the first man to bear children by proxy.

Before you get all hot and bothered about what I have written remember I did say I had a weird imagination, and as science will doubtingly prove one day, if it hasn’t already, that Adam and Eve never existed. So what is said is said and does not matter anyway. O’ by the by I was raised as a Catholic but that does not mean I can not question my Faith.


Attended state schools (St Peters & Paul's) Spent my last 4 years attending St Cuthbert Secondary. Driver and warehouse manager 25 years plus. Spent 16+ years attending Newcastle Uni and North Tyneside College. (Humanistic approaches in Counselling). Qualified some years ago. Don’t have many dislikes apart from people who try to be something they’re not (conveniently forget where their roots are), and I do not suffer fools easily so they tell me, or people that over talk others. I eat and drink to live, love all kinds of music, places of interest, photography, Singing, computing, reading for pleasure (mostly supernatural/horror, James Herbert / Stephen King), and swimming.

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